- 1 1. Unpleasant roommate
- 2 2. Unceremonious
- 3 3. The Ugrjumi
- 4 4. The stubborn
- 5 5. The bully
- 6 6. Snob
- 7 7. The Drunkard
- 8 8. Doves
- 9 9. Bully
- 10 10. Teenager
- 11 11. The Assholes
- 12 12. Conservative
- 13 13. Artist
- 14 14. Lazheboque
- 15 15. The Queen of Drama
- 16 16. Crimson
- 17 17. Picky
- 18 18. The rich man
- 19 19. The Hermit
- 20 20. Paranoid
- 21 21. Idiot
- 22 22. Whipping in the clouds
- 23 23. Anarchist
- 24 24. The beggar
- 25 25. Grumbling
1. Unpleasant roommate
Character traits: the smell of cat food from the mouth; is awake all night; lack of respect for personal space.
What to do if you meet him: calmly explain to him that you will be more disposed to the morning licking of your face after you have a cup of coffee.
Character traits: narcissism, everyday cruelty, sociopathy.
What to do if you meet him: calmly explain to him that your collar is a protective device, not a sidewalk.
3. The Ugrjumi
Character traits: is indifferent to everything, does nothing all day, sleeps literally on your face.
What to do if you meet him: make sure that there is something to read on your bedside table, since there is absolutely no way to escape from such a cat.
4. The stubborn
Character traits: thinks that he is better than you, refuses to listen to your incompetent opinions.
What to do if you meet him: try to look at things from his position.
5. The bully
Character traits: destructive behavior, sudden outbreaks of aggression.
What to do if you meet him: crushed toilet paper - this is an excellent basis for papier-mache.
Character traits: Turn your nose away from everything that you say or do.
What to do if you meet him: try to develop a good taste and think about how not to offend him by their actions.
7. The Drunkard
Character traits: abuse of delicacies for cats; never leaves your chair.
What to do if you meet him: find yourself a comfortable place on the floor.
Character traits: public manifestation of feelings, sweet confessions of love, sentimental speech, constant affection.
What to do if you meet him: explain to your cats that they need a separate room, for which they need to pay while they are there.
Character traits: heartlessness, mockery of the weak.
What to do if you meet him: do exactly as he says, and try not to fall into disgrace with him.
Character traits: hates everything that you love, and vice versa.
What to do if you meet him: Wait until he grows up and leaves home, and then ask him why he never calls or writes.
11. The Assholes
Character traits: fights, shouts, constant clarification of relations.
What to do if you meet him: remind yourself that cats are not endowed with the ability to resolve conflicts, and feel guilty for judging them.
Character traits: stubbornness, unwillingness to try something new.
What to do if you meet him: threaten to leave without him.
Character traits: a comprehensive, unshakable belief that his performance is of paramount importance.
What to do if you meet him: think of a reason why you can not go to his speech.
Character traits: TV addiction, laziness of the Olympic scale.
What to do if you meet him: sit on the couch and accept the fact that you will spend every evening at home.
15. The Queen of Drama
Character traits: too sharp a reaction to everything.
What to do if you meet him: Valium.
Character traits: constant vypendrezh.
What to do if you meet him: pretend that you are under the impression.
Character traits: inexorable fastidiousness.
What to do if you meet him: sign up for courses in cooking cat food.
18. The rich man
Character traits: extremely expensive addictions, constant condemnation.
What to do if you meet him: make sure that there is a luxury bath salt in your bathroom.
19. The Hermit
Character traits: hiding, scratching.
What to do if you meet him: Slowly leave the room.
Character traits: thinks everything you do is extremely suspicious.
What to do if you meet him: buy yourself (and him) a new cap made of foil.
Character traits: constantly behaves like a fool.
What to do if you meet him: purchase a video camera.
22. Whipping in the clouds
Character traits: forgetfulness, a look into emptiness.
What to do if you meet him: speak slowly, clearly and several times.
Character traits:complete disregard for the rules or violation of public order.
What to do if you meet him: make sure that your insurance is paid.
24. The beggar
Character traits: eternal food begging and flattery.
What to do if you meet him: just give up.
Character traits: finds errors in everything that you do.
What to do if you meet him: nod your head, smile, apologize and promise to do better next time.